I can’t believe I missed Jez on Gogglebox
“Iron Lady”
Did I just spend an hour photoshopping a cheap joke about the late Prim Minister, Margaret Thatcher?
Yes, yes I did.
- landlord: wow I have all these fucking empty homes and apartments, oh well who gives a fuck
- homeless person in the winter: whelp I'm freezing to death
- neoliberal: oh shit oh shit, they're dying uh fuck what should we do ...
- homeless person in the winter: well theres all those empty homes up there
- neoliberal: nO NO NO. THAT'S STEALING. I know what to do
- neoliberal building a dog house: this is perfect right here for you
- homeless person in the winter: this is fucking absurd but okay better than freezing i guess.
- cops: hahahaha you fucking thought, we're destroying this dog house because it doesn't meet regulation and that landlord up there thinks you're bringing down his property values.
- neoliberal: sure am glad I could help that poor unfortunate.
- homeless person in the winter: *freezes to death anyway*
Style
Turns out Sting wrote Fields of Gold about Theresa May
